Narissa's Blog

2009-11-07 07:44:56
Hotel Life:Never Leave Anywhere Without Your Shopping Cart!
Guy in 202 came down to the front desk with his shopping cart of goodies (trashbag filled with who knows what!). He happens to be the same guy that drank bleach from awhile back (reread back a couple blogs you'll know what I'm talking about), well he's back and better than ever! This time he has a shopping cart he is hauling everywhere and I'm guessing it's filled with neat stuff! Anyone need some old beer cans? Room 202 is your man! Are you fresh out of some holey socks? Room 202 can fix that! Do you need a mcdonalds wrapper? Room 202 has plenty for you AND your friends! To top it off he carries this all in a flashy silver shopping cart. The front wheel is alittle off, but you can't deny it's stylish appeal with it's RALEY's insignia on the seat! Thank you Room 202 for brightening my day and stinking up our lobby! Your Local Front Desk Clerk.

2009-10-14 20:38:08
Hotel Life:Hippy Midget Is Hitting On Me
A guy that looks like Gary Coleman is hitting on me. He's just as short and ugly. Ugh. He's at the lobby computer and out of nowhere (it was nice and silent) he asks, "Do you have dreams?" What the hell? Are you stoned? I ask, "What do you mean? Like goals?" and he goes, "No, dreams. Regular dreams. Do you have them at night when you sleep?" Seriously, what the hell? Was it something in our waffles? I say "Yes, I think everyone dreams at night." I thought that would end the conversation, but no Mr. Dreamcatcher over here continues. "I wish you were in my dreams. Where can I find a beautiful white girl like you in this town?" At white-mart? Wmart? Blancas R US? What kind of question is that? Yup, white girls all hang out at the same place waiting for a midget guy to come pick us up. We even have a white girl mating call. "IIIMMMMMMMMM RRRIIIIICCCHHHHHHH!!!!" No white girl can resist. Thank you Gary Coleman for hitting on me. I am now ready to go to sleep and have nightmares. "Whatchu talkin bout Hotel Lady?! Your Local Front Desk Clerk.

2009-10-10 11:18:36
Hotel Life:She thinks she is Better than Muah?
I received a call from a guests wife. Whore. Her: I just paid for a hotel room and there is NO shampoo. (You didnt pay shit, your husband did). It is NOT my job to run down to the front desk and have to grab the shampoo when it should have already been in my room! (It's not my job either bitch it's the maids job, so do you wanna wait til 9am tomorrow morning so they can do their job?) Me: I apologize for the inconvienence. Let me deliver that shampoo as soon as possible. (Let me add I think she's a bitch.) Her: Oh and another thing, the tv is not turning on. I am NOT going to do manual labor after paying you to do it. (Is this a construction job? No? Did you really just say you paid me for manual labor? I thought you paid for a hotel room. I didnt know this was a home depot and I was asking for work. Huh.) So I go up to the room and literally just pressed the power button and it went on. You lazy piece of shit. Please drink some wine and take 20-30 sleeping pills. You Bitch. Your Local Front Desk Clerk.

2009-09-27 12:25:09
Hotel Life:Scammer with a purse?
Today seems to be a very interesting day. I just dealt with a lady that scarred me for life by flashing me her stomach and now I have a guy that just called saying a maid stole his $1200 juicy couture purse. Please re-read the previous sentence. Well basically he said the maid was eyeing it the day before and as he was moving his things out of the room it came up missing. lmao. I've met dumb scammers but this one takes the cake. The price of the purse goes up and down the entire time we are talking. First it was $1200 then it was $800 and then it went up to $1600. When I mentioned that I thought the price of the purse was $1200 he says "same thing!" Um ok? Our maids have been here for years and people have left cameras, laptops, straighteners, etc... but they saw this mans ugly green purse and just HAD to snatch it? Yeah buddy you have the best taste in womens purses. He obviously feels important because he let me know that if he didn't get his purse back he would be calling the local newspaper and make it where no one would rent from us. Yup you read that right. One man doesn't enjoy his stay and the entire town is put on hiatus. We have cameras in the hotel so when it shows no one took the purse I suggest he write an apology or Ill contact the local newspaper and let everyone know he is a douchebag so NO girl will sleep with him. Your Local Front Desk Clerk.

2009-09-27 07:21:22
Hotel Life:40oz Part of a Whole Breakfast
I look up and there is a dumpy short haired lady walking around the breakfast room with a 40oz budweiser still wrapped in the brown bag. She made herself a waffle, took a swig of the bottle, and went back up to her room. That is one way to start off your morning. I don't know why but I imagine that lady probably has 3 babii daddiiez and an EBT card. Your Local Front Desk Clerk.

2009-09-27 07:21:03
Hotel Life: Loud Ass Bitch
I'm sitting here trying to watch my Real Chance of Love 2 reality show and this bitch is talking on her cell phone FUCKING Loud!! I mean on the verge of yelling into her cell phone about work. I'm about to kill you bitch. ShUT Da FuCk UP!!! At least talk quieter. SHIT! I don't want to hear "AND THE NUMBERS HAVE CHANGED!" yelled over my show. I want to cut this bitches vocal cords. Your Local Front Desk Clerk.

2009-09-27 07:20:40
Hotel Life:Metropiece of Shit
I cannot believe I just had to kick out 4 people out of the breakfast room because they were not even staying at my hotel. I went up to 2 guys because Alegre (the breakfast attendant) let me know that they looked ghetto and came from the back of the hotel. So I go up to them and ask what room they are in and he says, "215." I happen to know that no one is staying in that room so I asked what his last name was and guess what he said. "Smith." Wow, if that wasnt a shot in the dark I dont know what is. I told him and his friend breakfast is only for paying guests. I had Alegre throw the food they got away. Sorry, but you are not going to get caught and still be able to eat it. Then Alegre told me someone was laying down in the hallway on the second floor. Wow. Really? I am super tired, and don't want to deal with these crazy tweekers. So I go up and guess what? This asshole is sitting in the hallway charging an IPHONE! I asked him to get up and leave. He has an Iphone and looks homeless and I have a job and got a metropieceofshit. Seriously, these fools need to stop sneaking into my hotel, Im tired and this is not the free lunch truck at 4th st. park. Your Local Front Desk Clerk.